/swooping is bad/
I am Alistair Theirin, erm King of Denerim.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. -waves-
I am married to the very lovely Anora.... back off fellas, she is with me.
:3

ooc: this is me
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been working every day Dx

will try to be more active hopefully soon.

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thinkofthemages:

kingalistair:

thinkofthemages:

kingalistair:

I am… 26..

-coughs-

That’s oddly young for a king… *snickers*

Well, you know..

Stuff happens. And your brother gets killed, etc.

Yes… then your home is over run by abominations. I know. Thanks for the reminder.

You know how I do.

-laughs-

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thinkofthemages:

kingalistair:

I am… 26..

-coughs-

That’s oddly young for a king… *snickers*

Well, you know..

Stuff happens. And your brother gets killed, etc.

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thinkofthemages:

kingalistair:

thinkofthemages:

kingalistair:

thinkofthemages:

kingalistair:

thinkofthemages:

Wouldn’t it drive everyone crazy? Barking, jumping, biting… Just saying.

They are a MAN’S best friend.

-nods head-

I’ve never had any animals. Being from the Circle and all that.

Sucks to be you.

At least I wasn’t a virgin until like thirty. *glare*

Thirty? 

I am not that old.

Well how old were you? *raises eyebrow*

I am… 26..

-coughs-

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thinkofthemages:

kingalistair:

thinkofthemages:

kingalistair:

thinkofthemages:

Wouldn’t it drive everyone crazy? Barking, jumping, biting… Just saying.

They are a MAN’S best friend.

-nods head-

I’ve never had any animals. Being from the Circle and all that.

Sucks to be you.

At least I wasn’t a virgin until like thirty. *glare*

Thirty? 

I am not that old.

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thinkofthemages:

kingalistair:

thinkofthemages:

Wouldn’t it drive everyone crazy? Barking, jumping, biting… Just saying.

They are a MAN’S best friend.

-nods head-

I’ve never had any animals. Being from the Circle and all that.

Sucks to be you.

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thinkofthemages:

Wouldn’t it drive everyone crazy? Barking, jumping, biting… Just saying.

They are a MAN’S best friend.

-nods head-

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thinkofthemages:

kingalistair:

Every time I am around, ya’ll are talking about kittens.

Oh the beloved King voices his opinions on kitties! Gather round children!

Um, I am not fond of cats.. That is Anders bit..

Yup..

-shrugs-

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Every time I am around, ya’ll are talking about kittens.

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touchmystaff:

kingalistair:

perkyforadeadgirl:

*settles in with a Warden sized supper and an ale at one of the tables in the Hanged Man*

-drinks-

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perkyforadeadgirl:

kingalistair:

perkyforadeadgirl:

*settles in with a Warden sized supper and an ale at one of the tables in the Hanged Man*

-drinks-

*raises a brow*  Your majesty…?

Hello, how are you.

-grins-

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trueleaderofferelden:

Makes me feel like this.

-sigh-

I try to avoid them as much as possible… Most feel the need to call me a bastard..

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Thank you.

-smiles-

thinkofthemages replied to your post: -sneezes-

Bleshhu

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perkyforadeadgirl:

*settles in with a Warden sized supper and an ale at one of the tables in the Hanged Man*

-drinks-

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